What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

'He was a big teddy bear’: Hurricane woman pushes for mental health reform, suicide advocacy - St. George News

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does poop smell bad?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

As Trump touts tariff deal, China pitches itself as global trade leader - The Washington Post

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are seed oils really bad for you? - BBC

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Then came..

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Haunting Image Shows The Moon Deimos From The Surface of Mars - ScienceAlert

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Kroger announces 60 stores will shut down nation-wide - KIRO 7 News Seattle

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What is price of the "liberal celebrities" e.g. Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Desi Lydic etc. to join the great MAGA movement like Stephen Colbert who wanted to European ambassadorship to turn back on "the Left"?