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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:34

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
As Trump touts tariff deal, China pitches itself as global trade leader - The Washington Post
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are seed oils really bad for you? - BBC
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Haunting Image Shows The Moon Deimos From The Surface of Mars - ScienceAlert
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Kroger announces 60 stores will shut down nation-wide - KIRO 7 News Seattle
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.