What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Katy Perry’s Rare New Photo of Daughter Daisy Hints at How She’s Handling Split From Orlando Bloom - Yahoo

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Fermenting legume pulses increases antioxidant and antidiabetic properties, study finds - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The Best Lunch to Eat if You Have High Cholesterol, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Charting the Global Economy: US GDP Falls on Larger Trade Hit - Bloomberg

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Is modular building a fix for NY's housing crisis? State officials hope so. - Gothamist

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Then came..

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