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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:41

No, not a chance
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Fermenting legume pulses increases antioxidant and antidiabetic properties, study finds - Phys.org
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The Best Lunch to Eat if You Have High Cholesterol, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Charting the Global Economy: US GDP Falls on Larger Trade Hit - Bloomberg
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Is modular building a fix for NY's housing crisis? State officials hope so. - Gothamist
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Then came..
How do you feel about the singer Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris for president?